So I've been extremely gassy these last couple of days and I wondered why. Could it be the Fiberone bars i've been eating for breakfast everyday this week? I did a quick google search and came across this site and I could NOT stop laughing my ass off. These are some of the funniest stories I have heard ever. Ahahahhahahhaa.
fartin too comments, "I find that my fiber one bar farts are not only the worst smalling ever, but they seem to be hotter too. You know, the kind of fart that burns your asshole. Fiber One Bars can burn in hell!"
sparta farta writes, "So, I was checking out of the grocery store and this Lady I used to work with elsewhere bumped into me while waiting behind me in line and said, “I love those things”, speaking of the Fiber One bars. I was like “Dang, I better, I just bought 10- 5 packs of them!” They were an unbelievable 10 for $10 dollar deal i coudlnt pass up.
She left me with a warning, “Watch out though, I wouldn’t recommend eating more than one a day!” I was like what, think the fiber will plug things up? “Na” she said with a chuckle, “just the opposite”.
She wasn’t joking! Today i tried two flavors cause the first was so frigin good. I’m feeling just a little remorse for my actions now though cause I’m blowing wind now like a storm front was moving into my bowels. "
fartalicious comments, "Oh buddy these bars should be marketed and re-branded for prank purposes… you could easily charge 5 times the price for the kind of entertainment value they add. They are incredibly effective in producing some of the largest quantities of gas imaginable. For the sheer entertainment of them, everyone should experience the Fiber One bar! The stomach pain isn’t that severe and doesn’t last long… but the smell of the gas sure does! Chalk one up to the folks that put that recipe together! I would highly recommend starting with 1 bar first just to see how your corn-hole reacts. Heck, if you’re reading this, you probably respond nicely to the Fiber One bars. Assuming things go well, I would then suggest having 2 within one hour (extra points for an empty stomach). One recommendation: eat your Fiber One bars in the morning. I had 2 of them one afternoon and farted myself awake all night! My poor wife… 
src="http://www.urbanmonarch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif"> Ah… who doesn’t like to fart or poop? Life is good! Thank you Fiber One! "
500 farts in one day writes, "The other night my roommate and I were extremely hungry. As we search our empty cabinets we came across the devil in disguise, Fiber One Chocolate Chip Bars. We are not sure how they got there but we went in for the kill. To our surprise it was some of the most tastiest snacks to hit our lips. After we devoured our first bar we quickly moved on to our second. Before the night was over I had sucked down 3 while my roommate hit up 5.
The next morning our assholes were blowing more gas than Mobil. It was AMAZING!!!! Never before did I think human can fart as much as I did. I’m a teacher and literally had to run out into to the hall, fart real quick and go back in and finish the lesson. Along with that I was crop dusting the shit out of my students, and making them take the blame for the stink. My roommate experienced similar issues. He works in close quarters to other co-workers and unfortunately they experienced the wrath of Fiber One as well. He tried to hold it in as best as possible, but it’s like trying to plug an erupting volcano. We couldn’t believe it!!!! By the end of the day, we estimated that we farted over 500 times combined. No joke whatsoever - I have absolutely no reason to lie about such an embarrassing day in my life.
If you don’t believe me, then put yourself to the test. I personally dare you to try having 3 of these bad boys, or better yet shoot for 6. This is no fucking joke, I seriously thought I had to go to the emergency room.
Happy farting!! "
LethalDan comments, "Holy cow. Wicked worst gas that I have ever had. I call them “diarrhea farts”…Ooooops, just farted right now and man does it freakin burn. And the smell….oh man, I love it. These fiber one bars are definetly the culprit. I had one after leaving the gym, and almost 30 minutes after, ba Boom. I bought a mother size box from costco, so I am determined to eat them all. And I will. These farts are spectacular. "
AHHAHAHahhahahahahahhaha. I guess that's what you get when you pack a whopping 9 grams of fiber in 140 calories. Well, I am DONE with those FiberOne bars!
